your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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