Define "chronic" masturbator.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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