I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My vagina is very pro this idea
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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