Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just want to make out with him forever
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The power of my boobs compel you
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
