Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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