Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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