She is in my trunk
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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