i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
