Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Dear god my vagina.
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