Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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