I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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