oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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