Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I am available for nakedness
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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