Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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