yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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