somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
ttyl tear gas
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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