i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
