: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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