return my video game
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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