Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I forget how to act sober
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