Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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