So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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