So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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