If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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