if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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