I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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