How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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