All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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