Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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