she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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