I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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