Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just found a bag of teeth...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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