How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want to have your abortion
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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