The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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