It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Randomize
