on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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