we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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