After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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