So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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