i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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