Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
