Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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