i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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