I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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