I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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