Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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