thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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