Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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