This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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