Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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